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We’re only just recovering from the almighty hangover we acquired following the BrewDog launch night last Thursday, so apologies for the delay in sharing our thoughts with you.

To open, a rather grandiose statement that is nevertheless absolutely true: without BrewDog, the microbrewing revolution would not have progressed at the same pace these last few years, and as a result the state of Manchester’s bar scene would be very different.

The explosive growth of the company has inspired individuals across the country to try their hand at brewing, and as craft ales have grown in both popularity and quality an increasing number of establishments have started serving them.

Take Font, for example. What was once nothing more than a venue providing students with £2 cocktails to get them pissed now has one of the best stocked bars in the city. Other similar tales are not hard to find.

Why? Because craft ales are suddenly big business, with a large part of the credit due to BrewDog taking them mainstream.

This raises an important question: is there a place for a BrewDog bar in Manchester? If everywhere from the dives to the pubs to the bars already serve BrewDog, can a dedicated venue truly offer a unique experience?

The answer, we’re happy to report, is “yes.” What helps is BrewDog’s choice of location. Initially planning to setup in the Northern Quarter, the company shifted its focus to Peter Street, an area that has fallen on hard times after once having plenty of (admittedly awful) drinking establishments. Which Sam can attest to, having once worked in Brannigans, where she was made to dance to “Don’t Blame It On The Sunshine” at four in the morning – wearing a papier mache comedy head, no less – before cleaning the bar. BrewDog’s arrival could well spark positive revitalisation.

Whilst the exterior might put you in mind of an All Saint’s shop, and give rise to fears that this is little more than a fancy spot for trendy arseholes, inside the aesthetic is kept pleasingly simple, with good use of wood and glass and extra illumination coming from raw light fittings, which gives an industrial rough-around-the-edges feel to the place.

Seating is sparse, and includes a handful of wooden benches that reminded us of secondary school science class, and the music is kept quiet, creating the perfect ambience for conversation. The bar staff were friendly and attentive, clearly clued in about what they were selling and happy to dish out samples.

The place was quiet when we arrived post-work but soon became busy. We dubbed the press wristband we were given the “booze band,” and endeavoured to take full advantage of the free drinks it entitled us to. If you happen to come with someone for whom good quality beer is not a big deal, then there is a range of good quality spirits, ciders, and wines available. But, of course, the main attraction is the extensive range of BrewDog’s own beers.

The brewer has a well-deserved reputation for quality, with Punk one of the best flagship brands offered by anyone anywhere in the world, a sharp fruity burst of pure flavour. Dead Pony Club is a new pale ale that clocks in at just 3.8% yet still offers a firm, robust taste. Zeitgeist is a deep, smoky black lager. Riptide is a rich, chocolatey stout. IPA is Dead Galaxy is like a supercharged version of Punk. Hardcore a wonderfully malty, bitter ale with notes of caramel and toffee.

We were also lucky enough to sample BrewDog’s fifth anniversary beer Dog A, which clocked in at 15.1% and combined chocolate and coffee with Naga chilli. We went out on Tokyo, which we’d been meaning to sample for some time. Given its high percentage, it was no surprise the evening ended in a blurry haze, but we had a great time reaching that point.

Reading the notes we’d made the next day – hastily scrawled sentences that were barely legible and of no great use when composing this piece – was a fun experience. The message was simple enough: not only do BrewDog do an incredible job with their beers, they also get their bars right too.

We’d wholeheartedly recommend making your way down to BrewDog one night. You’ll need to make sure you’re rather flush when you do, though, as the prices are a little on the steep side. That being said, you do have to pay for quality, and more often than not it really is better to spend £20 on a few good beers, as opposed to many mediocre ones.

Sunday 16th October 2011

10.47 a.m. With sleep in our eyes, we stumble to the nearest greasy spoon, order up two full Englishes, and take our seats, with the music of Denis Jones still ringing in our heads (and our ears). Before the food arrives to be promptly devoured, we scribble down some thoughts after a night and a day of Manchester Weekender. Three things stand out: how family friendly the whole thing is, how many well thought out free events there are, and how it has succeeded in getting people to venues and places they might otherwise not visit. Good work, Manchester Weekender!

11.56 a.m. Case in point: Manchester Town Hall’s Great Hall (pictured below), which houses Ford Madox Brown’s captivating murals. Indeed, we loved them so much that we almost immediately decided we would be dedicating an entire post to them. The hall itself lives up to its billing; beautifully lit throughout, the splendid ceiling illustrates the nations Manchester traded with at the height of its mercantile power.

12.48 p.m. A quick catch up with friends who have been kept occupied with other events in and around Manchester. It’s one of those weekends, where everyone we know seems to be doing something different, spread across the city engaged in various pursuits, and everyone we pass in the street seems in a rush to get to something or other.

2.40 p.m. We head back over to the Royal Exchange Theatre, not for a play this time, but to see a very unusual collection of clothes. Primitive Streak depicts the first 1000 hours of human life in a series of dresses that take inspiration from the fundamental biological processes. This exhibition, which is part of Manchester Science Festival, is the work of designer and artist Helen Storey and biologist Kate Storey.

The collection uses a minimal pallet to tighten the drama surrounding the biological processes that are being depicted. A particular favourite of ours was the Spinal Column Dress, a halter neck fish tail ball gown with a metal spinal column adornment running the length of the model’s back. The dress displays a biological structure, and the print mimics the results of a DNA test.

Several pieces of the collection are on display at Debanhams, so you’ll be able to catch some of Primitive Streak even if you can’t make it down to the Exchange.

3:45pm Just before leaving the Exchange we heard some music start up from the floor below the gallery. Looking down, we were lucky enough to catch the last stop of the Mala Procession, part of the Asia Triennial, which is featuring at various locales across the city until the 27th November. Here’s a snap of the dancing in action:

4.24 p.m. We swing by the Manchester Food and Drink Festival hub at Albert Square, mindful that after Monday the whole shebang will be leaving us for another year. The desire to spend every remaining penny we have to our name is overwhelming, but in the end we restrain ourselves, and say our goodbyes for another 12 months.

5.22 p.m. Our feet hurt. Our bodies ache. But we’re hardy souls, and swing by the Northern Quarter to get in on some of the hustle and bustle that was so apparent earlier in the day. To see the city so full of life is one of the best things about October in Manchester. So much to do, so little time…

7.11 p.m. Manchester Cathedral is a truly magnificent setting for anything, the type of space you’re happy to find yourself in regardless of what’s taking place. That we’re here for the Sacred Hearts event is entirely fitting, given that Sarah Dunnant’s novel is something of a rumination on religious faith. As we take our seats, we’re not quite sure what to expect.

8.13 p.m. A brief intermission gives us time to stretch our feet, take a few pictures, and scribble a few notes. Combining a reading from Dunnant herself, a dramatisation of parts of the novel, and a live performance from the highly accomplished Musica Secreta choir, Sacred Hearts turns out to be very interesting. Whilst the odd technical difficulty reared its head during the spoken interludes, the choir is perfect; their songs echo around the interior, every bit as harmonious as one would hope.

9.56 p.m. Once again, it’s time for a long walk home with music having had a significant impact upon us. There’s something about music in a holy setting; you can’t help but be moved a little, regardless of the genre or the circumstances. We’re exhausted but content, and shuffle homeward to get some much earned kip. For us, and for the city as a whole, Manchester Weekender was a rousing success.

Part three of a four part series in conjunction with All Points North, providing coverage of Manchester Weekender and other regional festivals.

Saturday 15th October 2011

9.02 a.m. And so it begins, with the ringing of a phone alarm followed by toast, imitation Weetabix, and cups of tea. A look out the window suggests that earlier predictions of another citywide heatwave may not have been too far wide of the mark. Perfect weather for a stroll to Manchester Art Gallery, to catch the first part of Sounds Like A Gallery.

10.34 a.m. We arrive early, as it turns out; Black Jack Barnet won’t be starting until 12. Fortunately, that gives us the chance to enjoy the gallery’s fantastic permanent collection. The problem with living in a city for any number of years – and knowing that your immediate future lies within its boundaries – is that it’s easy to become complacent about the likes of the Manchester Art Gallery. A “we should drop in some time” mentality takes over, whereby you intend to visit but never get around to it. We’re delighted to have been prompted to do so, and make a note to come visit the Ford Madox Brown exhibition as soon as our pockets are a little heavier. We’d fully recommend you pay the place a visit, too.

12.36 p.m. Black Jack Barnet (pictured above, alongside William Etty’s The Sirens and Ulysses) turns out to be great: playing to a broad audience of kids and older folk, he uses “poetic license” to tell the stories behind six of the gallery’s most bold and impressive paintings. From song to song he shifts style dramatically, so that one moment he’s delivering gospel folk that calls to mind Seasick Steve, and the next he’s mining Jam On Bread twee indie territory, touring the first floor and picking up new followers at every stop. He mostly plays it for laughs and gets them, with the children in attendance every bit as delighted as the adults.

1.12 p.m. We recharge our batteries with a plate of fish and chips in a Norther Quarter caff, with a soundtrack of “Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa” and “These Boots Are Made For Walking.” Next stop, the Manchester Craft and Design Centre…

1.45 p.m. …another place it is easy to forget about, but which deserves plenty more attention than it receives. Partly because the building is beautiful – with a high glass ceiling that lets the light stream into the artisan-filled shopping piazza bellow – and partly because it houses a handful of the city’s most talented artists and craftivists.

2.15 p.m. Within the venue, a makeshift stage has been set up to play host to a couple of hours of world music. First up is Jali Njonkoling Kuyateh, who you might have seen playing his African harp around Piccadilly Gardens. It really is a remarkable instrument; it doesn’t look like much, but the beautiful sound it emits is somewhere between a harp and guitar, and Jail’s voice sounds melodious and delightfully archaic at the same time.

2.41 p.m. The live performances are interspersed with sets from DJ Mayeve and a performance from San’at Mahmudova. We spend a pleasant hour exploring the centre and snacking on chocolate cake at the popular onsite cafe…

3.12 p.m. …after which we spend some time browsing the small jewellery boutiques. We’re interrupted by the first notes of singer/songwriter Luciano Gerber’s 20 minute set. The sounds of rich, nostalgic Brazillian folk reverberate around the bright airy space, which really does lend itself to live music.

3.40 p.m. EthniCITY concludes with an emotionally charged Flamenco set from Calaita (above), that combines powerful lyrics with Catalonian melodies, and underpinned by staccato percussion. It’s always nice to have your eyes opened to different cultures.

4:30 p.m. We retire to the nearby Cord for a couple of pints and reflect on what we’ve seen so far, then eventually head over to the Deaf Institute, grabbing a bite to eat along the way.

7.56 p.m. As we arrive at the Deaf Institute, we’re handed envelopes that contain 3D glasses. A nice touch that helps create the feeling that we’re going to see something special.

8.47 p.m. Support band Gladeyes quickly ensure that said feeling is justified. Indie rock that has its toes more in the rock ‘n’ roll pool than the indie pool, they absolutely command the stage, and deliver a killer performance that the audience clearly love. We hurry to pick up a free copy of their CD, the existence of which they mention between practically every song.

9.34 p.m. As Denis Jones and his musical companion take to the stage, the crowd roar their appreciation. As he begins his set, the sound from the bass and amps are so strong we can literally “feel” the waves of music being created on stage.

The songs are built up in layers; Jones pushes chords and melodies from his guitar through various electrical gizmos creating various effects. Samplers distort his vocals and add an electronic/techno feel to music that started out with distinctly country influences.

And the distorting glasses, which allow the wearer to view the world in a distinctly glitzy haze, seem appropriate now that he’s in full swing. The visuals displayed behind him show sound scapes in primary colours, and against this background Jones casts a dramatic silhouette.

11.12 p.m. The sounds of Denis Jones are still reverberating around our head as we walk home, trying to put the effect into words. We decide that his music lies somewhere between folk, country, psych, and IDM, although the only word that does the set justice is “stunning.” We retire exhausted, but excited about what Sunday has in store for us.

Part two of a four part series in conjunction with All Points North, providing coverage of Manchester Weekender and other regional festivals.

With all the festival-related events taking place over the next seven days, it’s easy to forget that there is still a full week of other cultural highlights to look forward to, which we’ve gone to the trouble of detailing below. For our look at Manchester’s October festivals, please check out our Things To Do Special.

Monday 10th October to Sunday 16th October

Tyrannosaur at the Cornerhouse

The critics have fawned over Paddy Considine’s directorial debut to such an extent that you know it must be the real deal. Tyrannosaur tells the story of two individuals who have little in common other than their loneliness, who find themselves united by chance and tragedy. This is cinema at its very best: powerful and deeply moving.

Monday 10th October to Saturday 15th October

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf? at the Octagon Theatre Bolton

This week is your last chance to see this critically acclaimed version of Edward Albee’s much-loved play, at a theatre that has had a fantastic year. Alcohol has a habit of bringing hidden feelings to the surface, and over the course of one evening two couples find themselves forced to examine that which they would have rather avoided.

Monday 10th October

Patterns at The Castle

A band who are definitely on the up, Patterns are celebrating the launch of their new single “Induction” with a show at The Castle. Not only that, but The Louche FC are supporting. Your chance to see two excellent bands before they break big in 2012, and tickets became almost impossible to get ahold of. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Wednesday 12th October to Saturday 15th October

The Retreat at The Kings Arms

As part of its laudable attempt to focus some of its attention on hosting unique performances, The Kings Arms has brought The Retreat to Salford. First shown at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, this play tells the story of a couple on an idyllic romantic weekend away, whose peace is disturbed by the appearance of an unexpected guest, and the revelations from the past that soon follow. Directed by Lucy Herzberg, The Retreat takes at least some of its cues from classic tragedies of the past.

Wednesday 12th October

A Talk on Len Johnson at the Working Class Movement Library

If you have Wednesday afternoon free, you really should consider venturing to Salford for what promises to be an interesting discussion of the life of Len Johnson, a Manchester boxer and communist. Part of Cafe Historique’s Black History Month series, the talk will delve into his career as an oppressed fighter and his subsequent political ambitions, and should shed some light on the fascinating life of a forgotten Mancunian.

Thursday 13th October

Halloween Fancy Dress Outfit-Making Workshop at Airyfairy Cupcakes

If you’re anything like us, you spend the run up to Halloween wondering “what should I wear?” before eventually settling on a) nothing; b) whatever was available in the local supermarket; or c) a hodgepodge costume comprising bits and pieces dug out of the back of the wardrobe. Why not avoid that tiresome ritual with the help of Stitched Up, whose workshop should help ensure you stand out from the masses.

Friday 14th October

Craft Spells at Islington Mill

Wonderfully described by Pitchfork as “music for bedsitters who dream about being social,” why not prove said website wrong by venturing out amongst other folk and catching Craft Spells? Epitomising the sound of the burgeoning California DIY scene, their lush pop sounds should be the perfect soundtrack to your Friday night.

This time of year traditionally isn’t great for new releases, but we’ve managed to pull together an eclectic playlist that should give you a flavour of what’s out there at the moment.

We had to scour the internet to find a full length version of Answer Code Request’s “Reflected,” but something about techno just feels right at this time of year, when the skies are grey and the nights are drawing in. This is only available as a 12 inch at the moment, and we’d love to get our mitts on a copy soon.

Another highlight is the beautiful track from Twin Sister, “Kimmi in a Rice Field,” which is accompanied by a fantastically odd video that is well worth a watch. And credit where it’s due to Ghost Outfit, who are not only playing a hell of a lot of gigs, but also putting out consistently great music; their new single is due out on Halloween.

Anyway, thats more than enough from us. We hope you enjoy the playlist!

1. Action Bronson – “Barry Horowitz”

2. Emperor X – “Erica Western Teleport”

3. Ghost Outfit – “Tuesday”

4. Friends – “I’m His Girl”

5. Francois & the Atlas Mountains – “Les Plus Beaux”

6. Sandro Perri – “Changes”

7. Walls – “Raw Umber/Twilight”

8. Answer Code Request – “Reflected”

9. Twin Sister – “Kimmi in a Rice Field”

10. EMA – “Marked”

Once again, if you’ve heard anything particularly great recently, let us know in the comments!

October in Manchester is festival season and so is one of our favourite months of the year. We have no idea how we’re going to fit in everything we’d like to do, but we’re going to give it our best anyway. No doubt we’ll report back as to our various successes and failures. Let’s take a look:

Thursday 6th October to Sunday 9th October

Grimm Up North

If you have any interest in horror, sci-fi, or fantasy then you’ll want to check out the programme for Grimm Up North, which is filled with a number of potential gems. Chief among them is the premiere of The Wicker Tree, the new offering from Wicker Man director Robin Hardy that may or may not be a follow up to the seventies classic (it depends on who you ask). Also of note: a special preview of Retreat, a tense thriller starring Cillian Murphy, Jamie Bell, and Thandie Newton.

Friday 7th October to Monday 17th October

Manchester Food & Drink Festival

Despite Carlos Tevez’s protestations, Manchester is a great city for food at the best of times, but October is always the highlight of the culinary calendar. On the simplest level, the abundance of food stalls is a joy to behold, and it’s always worth making one or two (or three or four) trips to the festival hub at Albert Square. Beyond that, there are plenty of fantastic little events, from the Whiskey Festival and the Big Indie Wine Fest to Secrets From A Kosher Kitchen at the Jewish Museum. Don’t forget to bring your appetite!

Monday 10th October to Sunday 23rd October

Manchester Literature Festival

A festival that not only celebrates Manchester’s artistic heritage, but for two weeks places the city at the centre of the literary world. A wide range of events – from walks to readings, from interviews to award galas, not to mention some fascinating lectures – ensures that there should be something for everybody. The festival actually stretches into November, with Anthony Horowitz discussing the first official new Sherlock Holmes story since the death of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and Jeffrey Eugenides reading from his eagerly awaited new novel. Our pick of the bunch, however, is Literary Reputations: Katherine Mansfield, which will examine the life and career of one of the greatest short story writers of all time.

Friday 14th October to Sunday 16th October

Manchester Weekender

With a remit to bring the best of the city together over the course of three days, Manchester Weekender celebrates cultural diversity whilst placing plenty of emphasis on the arts and crafts scene, with various workshops designed to get the creative juices flowing. The Secret City Arts programme seeks to highlight obscure artists whose greatness deserves wider acknowledgment, and a range of family-friendly events means that everyone can get involved.

Saturday 15th October to Sunday 16th October

A Carefully Planned Festival

Whilst the absence of In The City this year is lamentable, local promoter Carefully Planned has stepped into the breach with a two day festival taking place across four Northern Quarter venues. The line-up is filled with some of Britain’s best and brightest, with plenty of great Manchester bands to discover and one or two surprises to boot. And all for the unbelievably reasonable sum of £10. Don’t delay: get your ticket booked!

Monday 17th October to Sunday 30th October

Manchester Comedy Festival

The country’s comedy scene can be a difficult beast. The leading lights are divisive figures to say the least, and figuring out where to start in terms of the vast number of lesser known comics is the type of conundrum that puts many people off altogether. We usually just end up listening to the same Bill Hicks sets we’ve heard dozens of times. However, this year will be different; this year we’re going to get out there and discover some new favourites. A few shows have already piqued our interest: RIchard Herring: What Is Love?, Lorcan McGrath is a Smart Wrestling Fan, and The One Handed Show: A History of Pornography being among them. Oh, and don’t miss Adam Buxton’s BUG: The Evolution of Music Video. We’ve already got our tickets booked.

Saturday 22nd October to Sunday 30th October

Manchester Science Festival

Public interest in the sciences seems to be undergoing something of a resurgence at the moment, and events such as this deserve a large share of the credit. Since starting back in 2007, Manchester Science Festival has grown and grown, and this year looks set to be its biggest ever. Events fall into various categories: some celebrate the city’s scientific luminaries, whilst some seek to involve laymen such as ourselves in discussions of the grandest concepts imaginable. It’s the Alan Turing events we’re particularly looking forward to; few men have lived more incredible lives than he.

We’re exhausted just thinking about all of the above. Do let us know what you’re looking forward to, though, and if there’s anything we’ve missed that’s worth getting excited for.

Tuesday 4th October to Saturday 8th October

Equus at Oldham Coliseum Theatre

There’s a buzz building around the Oldham Coliseum Theatre at the moment, with several of its most recent plays earning a fair bit of critical acclaim. Equus tells the story of a seventeen-year-old boy who blinds six horses in a small town near London, and the psychiatrist who attempts to discover why. A powerful and emotive piece that is well worth venturing out of the city for.

The Golden Dragon at the Royal Exchange Theatre

Huge in Germany and now making waves on our shores, the Golden Dragon tells the story of life in a typical Asian restaurant. Hilarious and thoughtful in equal measures, the simple premise soon gives way to deeper questions concerning gender, age, and species.

Wednesday 5th October

Dead Canaries at the Gaslamp

A brand new night featuring live music and DJs at one of Manchester’s most talked about venues? Sounds good to us, and even more so when you take into account that the captivating Paddy Steer and the fantastic Bell Peppers will be helping launch it.

Thursday 6th October and Friday 7th October

Crystal Kisses at the Contact Theatre

Challenging and brave, Crystal Kisses tackles the issues surrounding child sexual exploitation in a play that is intended to entertain whilst raising awareness. Developed in conjunction with several charitable organisations and government institutions, Crystal Kisses is the type of creative endeavour that can help give a voice to the voiceless, and deserves your support.

Friday 7th October

Art Brut at the Ruby Lounge

However you feel about Art Brut on record, it’s worth noting that the full effect can only be experienced live. All sound and fury, their tales of first loves and losers and various bugbears truly come to life. They’re playing as part of Lost & Found’s fourth birthday party, so get down early and enjoy the celebrations.

Saturday 8th October

The Halle Classical Extravaganza at the Bridgewater Hall

As the new season at the Bridgewater Hall gets into full swing, what better way to celebrate than by checking in on The Halle? Playing choice cuts from Verdi, Beethoven, and Stravinsky (among others), this peerless orchestra is always great value for money. The perfect way to class up a Saturday evening. 

Sunday 9th October

Ghostpoet at the Deaf Institute

An original new voice for our post-whatever generation, Ghostpoet combines the requisite mad skills with genuinely interesting, affecting tales of modern life. After some choice support slots and a Mercury nomination, he’s currently embarking upon his first headline tour, complete with a full band. At this point, you may have to put a bit of work in to find a ticket, but you’ll be oh so glad you did.

Monday 26th September to Sunday 2nd October

Saucers: An Exhibition by Aliyah Hussain at North Tea Power

Not content with simply creating an establishment that is a wonderful place to wile away the hours with a good book and some of the finest teas and coffees available in Manchester, the folk at North Tea Power like to host exhibitions too. Saucers is the third in a series curated by Robert Bailey, and features screen-printed works that are based on imaginary designs for flying machines and satellites.

Drive at the Cornerhouse

Having received a ton of buzz during festival season, Nicolas Winding Refn’s heist movie Drive has recently been released to some great reviews. The plot may seem familiar, but it’s the execution that matters, and a fine supporting cast backs up another strong performance from Ryan Gosling. One of the must see films of 2011.

Monday 26th September to Saturday 1st October

Didsbury Arts Festival at various venues

Year in and year out, this city is blessed with any number of ambitious festivals, put together by people who clearly love their work. Having kicked off on Saturday, there’s still another six days to enjoy this cultural takeover of Didsbury, with bands to watch, film screenings to attend, poetry readings, open mic nights, and any number of workshops, exhibitions, and book launches.

Wednesday 28th September to Saturday 1st October

Yves Saint Laurent: Designer In Focus at the Gallery of Costume

For all you fashion types, there’s something of a treat at the Gallery of Costume, which is currently exhibiting a collection of 14 of Yves Saint Laurent’s most iconic outfits. One of the most influential figures in the history of the industry, this is a rare opportunity to see some of his best work up close and in person.

Wednesday 28th September

Male Bonding at the Ruby Lounge

Despite not knowing too much about them, we opted to catch Male Bonding at this year’s Primavera. They turned out to be one of the highlights of the festival. The band already have two great albums under their belt, and they sound even better live. Support comes from The History of Apple Pie and Weird Era.

Thursday 29th September to Saturday 1st October

All The Way Home at the Lowry

A family drama of the kitchen sink variety, All The Way Home tells the story of one evening in Salford, as warring siblings are brought together by impending loss. Examining the meaning of family, and the extent to which disparate individuals can ever truly be united by something as simple and as complicated as shared blood, All The Way Home has all the makings of a theatrical tour de force. Here’s hoping it delivers.

Friday 30th September

Film Noir Movie Night at the Whitworth Art Gallery

What better prelude to a night on the town than Fritz Lang’s M? Well okay, “just about anything” is probably the answer. Still, it’s an absolute classic, and if you don’t mind spending your evening in the company of a serial killer and the city that is frantically pursuing him, you’ll be in for a treat.

It’s getting towards the end of September, which means that a new crop of fresh-faced youngsters will have descended upon Manchester for their studies, completely changing the complexion of the city in the process. We think that’s a good thing, and so we’ve put together a few pointers for those of you who are new here. Some of it is simple advice we wish somebody had drilled into our heads before we started our degrees, some of it is common sense that so easily ends up forgotten. Hopefully, it’ll prove useful!

1. Don’t forget to put the work in…

You may have been led to believe that the first year of your course isn’t all that important; in most cases, it doesn’t contribute towards your final grade, and the 40% pass rate means that many are content to simply coast. Tempting though that option may be, it’s worth noting that the maxim “start as you mean to go on” applies: if you half-ass your way through the first year, it’s very difficult to get into the hard work mentality in time for the second year, particularly if you spend your summer doing nothing at all. You’d be surprised how many people engage autopilot from day one, and never manage to break free from that setting.

2. …and keep your eyes open for internships that will be beneficial to your career

Here’s the truth of the matter: these days, going to university and coming out with a 2:1 isn’t all that impressive. It’s a creditable result, but you’ll find that at least half the people on your course will achieve the same or higher. Which means that once you’ve graduated, when you find a job you’re interested in, you’ll need something to distinguish yourself from the other applicants. An internship can make all the difference; it’ll look great on your CV, and it’ll show that you’re committed to your chosen career.

3. Money

We know that the prospect of employment won’t sound that exciting to a first year student; after all, there is so much to do as a fresher. However, there’s every chance that your first loan instalment will last all of a month (indeed, Samantha’s somehow lasted less than this). If you’ve never had that much money all at once before, you may not know how to budget it. We’ve both been there, and that first Christmas in halls can be a bit of a nightmare if you’re completely penniless. It’s worth noting that there are plenty of agencies in Manchester that will take on students, particularly closer to December, which is a busy season for the hospitality industry.

Another great tip as far as the loan is concerned is to pop it into a high interest savings account and set up a direct debit to your current account. People who are far better with money than we are did this, and it really ended up benefitting them. Whatever you do, do not blow it all in the first few weeks.

4. Talk to everyone

Seriously, talk to everyone you can during your student life. Never judge a book by its cover: get to know everyone on your course, and everyone in the same halls as you, and folks in bars and clubs. During the first year, you’ll come into contact with a ridiculous number of new people. Granted, six months later you’ll look through your phone and wonder who the hell half the people are, and along the way you’ll likely pick up “friends” who would have been better left on the shelf. But that’s part of the experience, and along the way you’ll meet any number of wonderful individuals.

5. Break free of the Oxford Road corridor

As you’re first finding your way around the city, you’ll be more likely to stick to haunts close to your new digs. Which likely means you’ll be frequenting Oxford Road, and a few of the streets just off said road. That’s fine for the first couple of weeks, but don’t get stuck in a rhythm that lasts all year long, because Manchester has so much to offer. The Northern Quarter, Chorlton, and Didsbury are home to some great drinking establishments for those occasions when you don’t fancy just getting pissed; Salford Quays on a sunny day is a wonderful place to visit, with plenty of things to do; and FC United play up in Bury, if you’re a football fan whose interest extends beyond the mainstream. Put simply: don’t just end up in Fifth Avenue every single time you go out.

6. No musical instruments at social gatherings

By all means, bring your instrument with you, or buy one and learn to play: Manchester is a great city for music. Just make sure you leave it in your room when it’s time for the social craic to start up. You don’t want to turn into the individual who always brings their instrument with them. At best, people will think you are a somewhat talented show off; at worst, they will think you are a poor musician who only brought his guitar with him as a cheap ploy to appear sensitive and get laid for it. So many people fall into this trap: don’t become another victim. On a broader note, don’t resort to gimmicks in an attempt to win popularity. Let people get to know the real you. They’ll either like you or they won’t, leaving you free to either a) make friends with them or b) move on to the next individual.

7. Put some thought into your food and drink choices…

If you are in some kind of shared accommodation, talk to your housemates and see if you can agree to pool your resources and cook together. You will save a ton of cash and have a bigger budget with which to purchase your weekly shop. If you can’t get people to agree to do this, then make meals such as shepherd’s pie in bulk and pop a few portions in the freezer. Also, carry a drinks bottle filled up with squash in your bag. If you tot up all the times you pop into a shop for a fizzy drink during a week, you’ll be surprised at how much you spend.

8. …and your clothing purchases

Check out some of the independent clothes shops in the Northern Quarter, as you can sometimes negotiate on price and you’ll generally come away with something unique (rather than the same old Top Shop-Primark-H&M outfits everyone will be wearing). In addition, places like the Ram & Shackle and the Creative Corner Cafe hold sales events where people set up stalls to sell their wares or to help you modify existing items, which could be very helpful when you’re short of cash. Those of you on fashion courses will likely have an enterprise module, where you’ll be tasked with setting up your own mock-business, and such avenues will be helpful during your studies.

9. Avoid the easily avoidable pitfalls

Manchester is a great place to live, and a great place to go out; however, like any city, there are certain things that you should always steer clear of. Indeed, we could have written an entire post on this alone, but let’s keep it simple. Firstly, don’t put your drink down in a busy club; most people who’ve lived in here for any length of time will either have had their drink spiked or else know of someone who has. Secondly, avoid Manchester’s parks after dark; they’re fantastic during the day (as long as the weather holds out), but they’re not safe at night, and saving a few minutes of time just isn’t worth the risk. And thirdly, don’t buy drugs from people on the street or in clubs; chances are that all they’ll be selling you is lies, not to mention substances far more dangerous than what they purport to have for sale.

10. And remember: not everyone loves students 

We’re all for students; they contribute a huge amount to Manchester, financially, socially, and even culturally. Many of them (Samantha included) opt to stay on after university having fallen in love with the place. Most of our friends have at one time or another studied at MMU, UoM, or SU. So we’re definitely pro-student. However, by the same token a significant number of people find them really, really annoying as a rule. You can help not perpetuate negative stereotypes by being polite and respectful to individuals who work in the takeaways, shops, and bars that you frequent. Similarly, if you’re on the bus, be aware that not everyone wants to hear your personal conversation take place at ear-splitting volume. Basically, don’t act in a way that draws unnecessary attention to the fact that you’re a student.

Another few quick tips:

  • Photograph your room when you move in, especially anything that is damaged. Keep the photos, unaltered on your PC so you have a record of the date they were created. This is just in case the landlord tries to screw you over for existing damage when you move out.
  • If you’re in Student Village (or any kind of halls) make friends with the security staff. They’ll watch your back, and they’re the ones who conduct room inspections when you move out.
  • Get an NUS card. You can get a wider range of discounts than with your library card alone.
  • When looking for a house be aware that estate agents will describe Moss Side as “Rusholme”, and Whalley Range as “Chorlton.”
  • Even if you feel lonely at first, try not to go home at the weekends too often. Everyone feels like this from time to time, but that feeling will quickly pass. Simply get out of your room and go and do something!
  • Check out the special books collection on the fourth floor of the MMU All Saints Library. They have a really fantastic range of unique handmade books. It’ll provide you with an interesting few hours.

Apologies for our absence last week. We were living it up in Berlin, which made it a lot more difficult to keep our ears to the ground (and our eyes on Twitter) as far as Manchester events were concerned. We’re back just in time for freshers week, but don’t worry: if fancy-dress-themed debauchery isn’t your cup of tea, there’s still plenty to do.

Tuesday 20th September

Fear Of Men and The Louche FC at the Castle

Two buzz bands for the price of less than one? An absolute bargain, and it helps that both Fear Of Men and The Louche FC are well worth your time. Another positive: the Castle’s backroom makes for a great little venue. Not to be missed.

Wednesday 21st September

The Great Gatsby at The Met

Bury may be a little further out than you would usually venture, but the Metrolink makes travel easy enough, and an opportunity to see The Great Gatsby – an absolutely superlative novel, elements of which certainly lend themselves to the theatre – is not one to pass up.

Thursday 22nd September

Slow Club at the Ruby Lounge

Sheffield’s finest, Slow Club have carved out a niche for themselves as a cutesy indie pop with actual chops. With new album Paradise released last week, now’s as good a time as any to see them.

Friday 23rd September

Underachievers Please Try Harder at the Roadhouse

The long-awaited return of one of our favourite club nights. After a brief stint at Gullivers, Underachievers will now be starring at the Roadhouse, which could well be a marriage made in heaven. After Let’s Buy Happiness and Evans The Death (both worth getting down early for) have provided the music, make sure you’ve got your dancing shoes on for a tour through the very best indie rock.

Saturday 24th September

Ford Madox Brown: Pre-Raphaelite Pioneer at Manchester Art Gallery

Given that Manchester’s most recent tribute to 19th century painter Ford Madox Brown was the naming of a Wetherspoon’s after him, a new retrospective is somewhat overdue. Spanning the length of his career, this exhibition considers the influence Brown had on the artists who followed him.

Sunday 25th September

American Street Fun Fair at Tib Street

To commemorate 10 years of Northern Quarter bar and restaurant Simple…, Tib Street will be transformed into a haven of rides and cheerleaders and cotton candy and any number of other American-themed trappings. Should be a colourful day’s entertainment…

Manchester Print Fair at the Night & Day

…and whilst you’re in the area, the Manchester Print Fair is being launched at the Night & Day. Celebrating the best of local art and design, you’ll be able to pick up prints, posters, and all manner of publications. Worth dropping by and checking out what’s on offer: there’s plenty of great zines and the like being produced in this city, many of which will be available here.

Bad Shoes Art Festival at Dulcimer and Elektrik

Rounding off a busy Sunday, don’t forget to save enough time to head out to Chorlton for the Bad Shoes Art Festival, a collaboration between Bad Language Manchester and Shoestring Magazine. With music and artists at Dulcimer and literature and crafts at Elektrik, there should be a diverse mix of culture on offer.

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